Monday, March 30, 2009

I'm an Excellent Kisser

Doll Kiss Print by ChickenDogHasings

I bet you didn't know that. Well, only a handful of men do; I was never a lip-slut. But did you know that I have the paycheck to prove it? Oh yes. I'm so good, I was paid to do it.

Back when I was all gung-ho on acting, I auditioned for and got a small part in a Planned Parenthood video (through my agent, it was legit). I was 16, at the time, and I was paired up with a 25 year old guy. Good thing all we had to do was kiss and then discuss contraception. But, I made $70/hr.

Oh yeah. I'm a good kisser. Especially since the guy kept hitting on me all the way back to Portland. Um, can we say jail-bait? Seriously, it's called acting.

Anyway, I have never seen the video, and sometimes wonder if it will end up being the Sex-ed video one of my kids ends up watching in 5th grade. "Gosh Peri, that girl looks just like you!" I would have a good laugh but I have a feeling that my kids wouldn't find the humor in it.

Time for a Kiss collage by lynnetteaprilarts
Kiss Kiss pebble magnets by ksickles


kim* said...

wow that is weird. kissing a 25 yr old? eeps! 70 an hour awesome but dont think id do it unless he was cute! and had breathe of an angel

Winklepots said...

No, he wasn't cute. In fact, he was a smoker. Ew. But it was a job. Why couldn't he have been Johnny Depp? I don't care how old he is, or if he smokes for that matter. :oP

Tizzalicious said...

I love the kissy print!

ElegantSnobbery said...

LOL, you are quite an interesting person Holly!

I was, most definitely, a lip slut before I got married. In fact, the weekend I met Will, I had been kissing my way around all of Ireland (the Blarney Stone included), which is kind of funny, because Will was probably the one guy in the whole of the country who I did not kiss that weekend. :) Ah, I love kissing.

Nikki said...

Very funny - I've never given any thought to whether or not I was a lip slut.

Abby said...

LOL! DH and I were interviewed for a sex-ed video a few years ago and imagine my horror to find that it's being used in our high school...and our 16-year-old neighbor boy saw us in it!! Gads!
Lip slut...hee hee...

Jennifer said...

I love this post! The items you picked to illustrate are perfection :)

Winklepots said...

LOL, Abby. Ack! That's funny though. I'm sure he was so embarrassed. Isn't it great how we can inadvertently embarrass our kids?

Thanks, Jennifer! :o)


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