Warlock Hair Falls by hairfromhell
A few weeks ago, my friend Marisa (ElegantSnobbery) started a thread in the Etsy Forums called Unfortunately, (Your Name Here). The idea was to google the words "unfortunately" and then your name and see what pops up. The thread was a hoot and I thought it would be funny to post some of my favorites pertaining to me and people I'm close to.
"Unfortunately, Holly’s birth also attracts the attention of Herrikhan, an evil warlock who freezes Holly’s heart, leaving her unable to survive in warm temperatures."
This explains a LOT!
"Unfortunately Holly is neither naughty nor nice."
Don't I know it.
Jim - The Husband
"Unfortuately, Jim's orange dry suit made him look like a carrot."
Anyone else think this is in reference to a prison jumpsuit? Hmmmm.
"Unfortunately Jim's not feeling that well and Mr Yakamoto hates him."
Mr. Yakamoto was always a jerk anyway. :oP
Peri - The Older Daughter
"Unfortunately, Peri believes that the path to child genius involves allowing the twins to do whatever they like."
You know what's weird? She's pre-dispositioned to have twins when she has kids of her own. Yikes!
Ryah - The Younger Daughter
"Unfortunately, Ryah doesn't care for the show."
This is true, she's still more interested in toys. This is also the only "unfortunately" I could find.
Patricia - The Mother-in-law
"Unfortunately, Patricia had a problem with her back after an argument with a rock, so a number of us chipped in to lighten her load."
Rocks can be notoriously unsociable. I completely understand.
William - The Father-in-law
"Unfortunately, William slipped into robbery and, caught by Spider-Man, was sent to Ravencroft and later the Cage, where he was nearly set free by the Rhino."
Wow, I had no idea your life was so complicated. But you met Spider-Man; that's cool.
Feel free to add your own in a comment. I love reading these. :o)
Images top to bottom: Carrot crochet by chimeracrochet, twin print by Dilkabear, single pebble by cupcakequeen11.