I Should Have Been in Advertising

Can you imagine getting paid to think these up? Fun! Ah, the good ol' days of ignorant bliss and repression. *sigh*

"Blow in her face and she'll follow you anywhere."

Nothing says "I love you" quite like secondhand smoke.

"For Feminine Hygiene use Lysol always!"

You read it right. "It can make all the difference in married happiness."

Wow, even back then we were "sluts."

I think pull tabs were invented for safety reasons. Can you imagine a room full of drunks with can openers?

I know it makes me happy. :o)