Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Truly Random Thoughts

Some of my favorite random thoughts..........

I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.

Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.

Dyslexics have more nuf.

When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Fred."

Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.

I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.

Get over yourself. Everyone else has.

1 comment:

AlyGatr said...

Wow, who knew that I had been perfect for so long?

Here's one for you...if I spend more time on my inner monologue than my outer dialogue does that make me anti-social or possibly the most interesting person I know?

Thanks for the giggles!


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