Some of my favorite random thoughts..........
I have kleptomania, but when it gets bad, I take something for it.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
Dyslexics have more nuf.
Red meat is not bad for you. Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other.
I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect.
Dyslexics have more nuf.
When you work here, you can name your own salary. I named mine "Fred."
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Get over yourself. Everyone else has.
Reality is only an illusion that occurs due to a lack of alcohol.
I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
Get over yourself. Everyone else has.
1 comment:
Wow, who knew that I had been perfect for so long?
Here's one for you...if I spend more time on my inner monologue than my outer dialogue does that make me anti-social or possibly the most interesting person I know?
Thanks for the giggles!
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